WITHOUT YOU, WE'RE NOTHING.
WITHOUT US, YOU'RE STILL IN THE SHOWER.
WE BELIEVE THERE'S THINGS EVERY NEIGHBOURHOOD SHOULD HAVE.
LIKE A GROCERY STORE, A LAUNDROMAT,
A DOLLAR STORE, A GOOD TAKEAWAY.
A PLACE TO SING KARAOKE.
WE ARE THAT PLACE. COME FIND US.
BECOME CELEBRATED!
WE HATE TO LET OUR MICS GET COLD SO GIDDY UP.
HOT BREATH KARAOKE IS EVERY WEDNESDAY AT HANDLEBAR!
SEE YOU ON STAGE SOON BECAUSE YOU CAN NEVER
SING ENOUGH KARAOKE OR OWN TOO MANY CERAMIC DOLPHINS
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